THE STORY SO FAR (with some edits).
One time this guy named Toast made really good bread and got attacked by a
loaf he made. Then he ate some lucky chocolate sticks. All of a sudden he
said: NO, monkeys are evil! Then Toast took a big Rock and killed all the
enemies of his but one. he pulled out a MP5 and put it back. Very anticlimactic
He started wondering why the When TM *lol* ended two sentences A pig randomly fell over
and got squished by an extremely fat giant... smelly... foot? Yes, but sadly punctuation had
opened a grammatical time portal and said, rar toast yummy! So toast started to run
and run and run and has his chain hang low. Ummmm... No. Just no. Then
He started playin' tennis with george bush and then he got tired of hearing bush
and decided to re-elect him. so the war could continue
to the WORLD OF WARCRAFT! where the elves royally spanked Toast until he was golden brown around the crust area Toasted Toast started to get like a lemon on boogers!!! Toast partied as jj was a hung like a piņata and then banned from sodarace
While elephants danced among tomatoes, so my mu, in an orange oven mitt that smelled
exactly like the toilet of... DOOM that was pimped out by FLAVA FLAV!!!!! TM wonders if this is a dream but feels that life is a lot like life. DLAM Listens to Chain Hangs Low... until he dies and rots. Toast started the most hardest contest with Chain Hangs Low... and, amazingly, was uber PAWN3D!!! So he became PAWN3DTOAST, and ran into a wall Randomly, a cow killed Sabby screaming "YO CHAIN HANG LOW!"? PAWN3DTOAST took up dance lessons and kicked the cow down the cloth was too big so Chain Hangs Low died but exploded before it died and killed Toast's evil twin. But toast's twin revived somehow, and then died painfully and saw his own death involving low-hanging chains. Then he woke up and ran at top speed into PIE who is very evil then he kills the pie with a poisoned lemon of death. Toast took a leap of gigantic proportions, failed, and died. BUT WAIT, THERE IS MORE he wake up as super mutant zombie and was killed with chainsaws. But he wasn't really dead, so he exploded. BUT, PAWN3DToast deep-fried the remaining pieces, and fried his low hanging chain like a lemon on burritos and surging out of nowhere there appeared the Toast Monster. and OMG he adopted a little cute fuzzy ball whit fangs, spikes, a nasty rash. it tears off your face and replaces it with acid that eats your face. Toast turns into Michael Jackson and start abusing some kid but then the police came and he turned back into a giant godzilla-like creature called "The giant godzilla-like creature" and renamed himself "Fluffy the Terrible." "fluffy the terrible" decided to fluff some stuff like, enough. But he accidentally barbecued it .The plot suddenly fell apart while PWN3DToast attacked his new barbecue, and the world was destroyed. Edlinfan ended the 5-word-story, sadly. Suddenly, Toast appeared on a remote island called "Remote Island" and wondered why he was eaten by a big dinosaur the dinosaur ate him because he had gas. so PWN3DToast exploded for no reason because he wanted to. "Cool," he burped, "I have thumbs!" it was very incredibly happy indeed. until he realized he was not human, he was an evil PMEY MONSTER!! But then his tail caught on fire and so then he died. Fergie, singer of LONDON BRIDGE committed suicide, and Toast decided to sing LONDON BRIDGE with Tony Blair. Toast decided then
yay.
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