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subject: Hotel Disaster

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 21-Mar-06 18:04   »»

*pwn3s the corrector with double SMGs*
*arrrrr! im a pirate*
*gets ship and invites people onto it*

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 21-Mar-06 18:23   »»

*stomps DOOM3R's ship*
"yarr! I'm a pirate too! and I sunk your little boatie!"
*take DOOM3R's SMG's*
*fires the SMG's at DOOM3R*
"aaw! no ammo"
*pulls a machine gun out of his mouth*
"say goodbye!"
*I shield my eyes as sand flies everywhere from the machine gun shots*

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 21-Mar-06 22:51   »»

*summons Helsing agency and Alucard and army of gouls*
CHAOTIC WAR WITH GIANT ZOMBIE PURPLE CHICKENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

everyone dies..................... exept for me.... HAHAAHAHAHAAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*shoots shotgun shells everywhere*

>>DTA<<

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 21-Mar-06 23:33   »»

just so everyone knows... zombie chickens are poisenous. Also, since they are already zombies, they can't die. Normally zombies die if their heads are cut off, but since chickens can live up to two years with their heads cut off, that's pretty pointless. They must have been faking it! RISE UP ZOMBIE CHICKENS AND ATTACK!!! PECK THE EYES OUT OF THE ONE WHO CAUSED YOU MINOR DISCOMFORT BY SHOOTING AND BITING YOU!

*and they do just that*

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 21-Mar-06 23:50   »»

This is getting TOO chaotic...
*goes over to front desk and opens up the hatch to the dropout shelter*
*jumps into fallout shelter*
Splash!
*splash came from pool of soda on the ground*
Oh, yeah! This is an alias of the Jack Inn! That means Libo's still dead in the elevator!
*gets out and checks elevator*
*pool of blood on floor*
Where's Libo?

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 22-Mar-06 00:56   »»

Commands I Luv Video's legion of zombies to fight tpp's zombie chickens

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 22-Mar-06 03:58   »»

But how can the chickens peck people if they don't have heads?

*Sets off a series of huge explosions by pointing at things!*

"HEHE!! ANYTHING I POINT AT EXPLODES!!" *Blows some more stuff up*

guest

Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 22-Mar-06 06:22   »»

Mmm mushrooms yum!
...
PIRAAATES!!!
RUUUUN!!!!
*falls over pirate*
OUCH!

*sees gun*
What's that?
Is it something to eat or what?
*picks up the gun*
Hmmm....What to do with it...WAIT!!What's that thing?
*pulls over the trigger*
*gun falls out of hands*
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME IS THAT KINDA THING!?!

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 22-Mar-06 14:28   »»

*sets up new stall*
*sells everything that exists*
*pulls out gauss hog*
*ressurects the corrector as a gunner and shoves
*yoshi in passenger seat*

*pwns noobs*

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 22-Mar-06 20:22   »»

> *pwns noobs*

You mean

PWN5 N0085

lol

I mean 101

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 22-Mar-06 21:14   »»

IAA, are you malfunctioning again?

*pulls aerosol can out of pocket*
Cool! I forgot I had this!
*reads label*
"Bomb in a can"
hehhehheh...
*sneaks up behind elf*
Oh, elf....
*elf turns around*
*sprays elf in the face*
WOOHOOOO!!!
*runs away and ducks behind couch*
*elf's face explodes*
*pulls out another can*
*reads label on that can*
"Dragon in a can" SWEET!!!!
*sprays the ground*
*dragon is only 1/2-inch tall*
Cool! Now my spider has a playmate!
*pulls out spider and sets down beside dragon*
*dragon eats the spider*
NOOOO!!!!
*squashes dragon*
Now I'm gonna have to make another one....

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 23-Mar-06 04:50   »»

*Points at NeuesKinder*

*The gauss hog explodes*

*Dang, neues is still alive...COOL! I THOUGHT WARTHOGS WERE INDESTRUCTIBLE!*

Armageddon

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 23-Mar-06 12:38   »»

*chickens are taking five.*

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 23-Mar-06 23:41   »»

*fonzie appears with an army of clones*
*fonzie joins my side*
*we rampage through the hotel firing rockets, bullets, burritos, "I'm with stupid" t-shirts, rubber chickens, and lazers everywhere*
*im_an_alien blows up and sends tacos everywhere*
*i eat a taco*

>>DTA<<

edlinfan

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 24-Mar-06 05:01   »»

Wow...it's...intense...in here. And it smells good.

MMM, tacos! *Eats a taco*

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