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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 13-Mar-06 21:44   »» 
meanwhile...

*escapes recurrs belly just in time to still hace time to point and laugh at him before he explodes*
me: "HA-HA!"
*runs away*
*Sees a gremlin doing a wicked flip ino a pool*
me: "Durrr...."
*sits down on side of building watching*
*passes gas and picks nose*
*sees elf running up to me and stops*
elf: "WHOAH lookie dat gremlin go!!!"
me: "Hey... if he can do that so can I!!!"
elf: "wanna bet???"
me: "you're on!!!"
*Jumps off side of building*
falling...

falling...

falling...
*misses pool by 77 meters (using universal so that everyone can understand)*
"SPLAT!"
me: "Oh cool!!! I'm just like the blob now! I bet I could go eating people's heads and turning them into goop too until my weakness is realized and I am frozen by an artificial snow truck with a bomb on it and a teenager driving who gets his shoelace stuck and just barely gets away in time!!!"

*runs off rampaging*

D00M3R

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 14-Mar-06 14:25   »» 
*eats yoshi whilst inside him*

lol

im_an_alien

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 15-Mar-06 11:26   »» 
lol

*Kills Yoshi with extrema*

Yes, I still have that spider thing

guest
Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 15-Mar-06 11:38   »» 
*only thing left of me is some ash*

*Revives*

ookaay...?
And what's the point of thát?

And i'm stopping eating everybody.It's nasty and you people are grose.Take a shower!

im_an_alien

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 15-Mar-06 20:56   »» 
the point of thát is that this is hotel disaster, where people randomly blow people up, shoot them with machine guns, crush them with robotic spiders, etc.

*takes out plasma rifle*
*shoots everyone*

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 16-Mar-06 01:01   »» 
La résistance! écrasez l'ennemi comme de pe**** bogues!!! Débutez l'attaque... maintenant! Charge!!!

Armageddon

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 16-Mar-06 01:02   »» 
LOL it censored the word little X.x

im_an_alien

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 16-Mar-06 01:30   »» 
* shoots more random people with plasma rifle*

D00M3R

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 16-Mar-06 07:25   »» 
*camps armageddon*
w00t! im hated by everyone on halo and UT2004

edlinfan

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 16-Mar-06 18:34   »» 
*Telefrags people*
HEHE!!
*Pulls out Shotgun and Rocket Launcher*
*Shotgun and Rocket Launcher are better than Plasma Rifle*

HEHEHE!!! *Starts running around whilst killing people*.

Fonz

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 16-Mar-06 20:41   »» 
*Gets mad, and turns into Chuck Norris!*
*Rips teleporter from ground and squishes edlinfan with it*

*Whilst in the middle of the massacre, DOOM3R comes up, Chuck Norris says "Hmm..Camper Flavored! and quickly de-boweled DOOM3R...and ATE him!*

*Runs around giving a good '0l round-house kick to every camper. The grinds their bones to make some chocolate biscotti, and their fluids to make some Kool-Aid and half digested fish-sticks*

*Everyone chants around Chuck Norris,"The Chuck Taketh and the Chuck CHUCKS!" As he galloped on the Magical Septic Tank to the moon*

-THE END :)


*Wow, I need some help, or stop watching infomercials*

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 16-Mar-06 23:59   »» 
did you know chuck norris's tears cure cancer? Too bad he never cries. Ever.

Fonz

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 17-Mar-06 00:38   »» 
Bullets Dodge Chuck Norris

Smartpazzaz

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 17-Mar-06 19:23   »» 
*Sticks to his new hotel and eats all the plasma things*
*Spits all plasma things at Doom*

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Re: Hotel Disaster   posted: 18-Mar-06 01:19   »» 
*shoots doom*

Cool everyone from when I first got here is coming back :)



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