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subject: The jack inn!

890 replies on 60 pages. most recent reply: 20-Aug-07 11:51 by TARDIS

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Re: The jack inn!   posted: 19-Aug-07 11:12   »»

*Respawns*
*Ties edlin to a chair*
*Takes chair into basement*
*Pulls out dental kit*
Edlin: What are you doing? STOP THAT!! STOP THAT!! HELP!!!
*Cuts Elf's ears off*
Edlin: Get Me out of this chair!!!! AAH!!!!!!!!
*Cuts his big toe on the left leg*

TARDIS

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Re: The jack inn!   posted: 19-Aug-07 17:42   »»

*stabs ssuden with a poisoned knife*
Ssuden has about... 1 minute left.
*1 minute later*
ssuden:AHHHH-*dead*
*cuts edlin free*

edlinfan

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Re: The jack inn!   posted: 19-Aug-07 18:58   »»

"Thank you Doctor!"
*sews my ears and big toe back on*

This is becoming the Hotel Disaster. We shouldn't be killing each other here.

*fries bacon and gives it to TARDIS*

ssuden_deth

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Re: The jack inn!   posted: 19-Aug-07 21:04   »»

*Respawns*
*Smashes door with fireaxe*
"Hey edlin, HEEERRREEE'S JONNY!"
Elf:AAH!

reecer6

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Re: The jack inn!   posted: 19-Aug-07 22:16   »»

me: dont worry, i will save you blitz!

*distroys cement with mind power*
blitz: thank you!
me: look a cement truck!
*cement pours into the pool*
me: oooh look it's electricfied!
blitz: ahh! more cement and electrisidy!!
me: look, it's raining bacon!
*eats bacon*
blitz: ahhhh! more bacon!!! :-( ' , ' ,

TARDIS

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Re: The jack inn!   posted: 20-Aug-07 11:51   »»

The knife was a regular butterknife that I didn't know was poisoned,the TARDIS was saying the lifesigns for him.
I intended to distract him, but he died instead.
*moves TARDIS so blitz is surrounded by it and then uses it to free him*
happy?

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